A cricketer noticed that a member of his new club had arrived with a poodle. "Does he like cricket?" asked the new boy.
"He loves it," came the reply. "He barks excitedly whenever I hit a four and he dances on his hind legs, clapping with his two front paws if I hit a six."
"What happens if you get out?"
"Oh!" said his new club mate, "The dog turns somersaults."
"How many?" asked the new boy.
"Depends how hard I kick him up the arse," came the reply.
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BERNARD MATTHEWS AND NORFOLK JUNIOR CUP RESULTS
The WINNING CLUB is responsible for telephoning or emailing the result to 01603 629555 or email Ted Williams.
To receive the latest news from the MNSCL email the Chairman, Colin King and ask to be added to the email chat line. Or call him on 01362 668339.
Results
LEAGUE MATCHES
The Home club is responsible for telephoning the result of each league match to the appropriate Divisional Secretary.
Shield Premier
Boyle Div One
Burgess Shield Div Two
Nobby Cobb - 01692 651469
Derek Cousins Div Two
R J Bidewell Div Three
John Burbridge - 01953 887044
Haverson Div Three
Peter Parfitt Div Three
Colin Brassett - 01553 761110
Kevin Grimmer Div Four
Birkbeck Div Four
Alf Mace Div Four
Nigel Raven - 01362 858417
CHALLENGE CUP Matches
The WINNING CLUB is resonsible for telephoning the result to David Knights 01603 407489 by not later than 21:30 on Sunday, the day of the match.
BERNARD MATTHEWS AND NORFOLK JUNIOR CUP RESULTS
The WINNING CLUB is responsible for telephoning or emailing the result to 01603 629555 or email Ted Williams.
To receive the latest news from the MNSCL email the Chairman, Colin King and ask to be added to the email chat line. Or call him on 01362 668339.
Results
LEAGUE MATCHES
The Home club is responsible for telephoning the result of each league match to the appropriate Divisional Secretary.
Shield Premier
Boyle Div One
Burgess Shield Div Two
Nobby Cobb - 01692 651469
Derek Cousins Div Two
R J Bidewell Div Three
John Burbridge - 01953 887044
Haverson Div Three
Peter Parfitt Div Three
Colin Brassett - 01553 761110
Kevin Grimmer Div Four
Birkbeck Div Four
Alf Mace Div Four
Nigel Raven - 01362 858417
CHALLENGE CUP Matches
The WINNING CLUB is resonsible for telephoning the result to David Knights 01603 407489 by not later than 21:30 on Sunday, the day of the match.
Challenge
Cup - Broke Cup
Narborough v Hellesdon
Saxlingham v Swanton Morley
Anglians v Vauxhall Marllards
Swardeston v Cromer
Broke Cup
Fosters v Hardingham
Caister v Gt.Ellingham
Games to be played on 12th July
