Mid-Norfolk Sunday Cricket League

Why You Should Never Question a Drunk

I went shopping at Tesco.  I had in my trolley a dozen eggs, an iceberg lettuce, 6 rashers of back bacon and a pint of milk.

A drunk was standing behind me watching me unload my shopping onto the the belt.

While the assistant was scanning my items, he calmly stated, “You must be single.”

I was intrigued, since I was, indeed, single at the time.  I could see nothing unusual about my shopping – certainly nothing that would give away my marital status.

Curiosity killed the cat and also got the better of me, so I said, “Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But, how on earth did you know that?”

“Easy,” replied the drunk, “Because you're so ugly!”